Goal of the season
1) Not even a City player this one, but it was heads and shoulders above any goal I have seen this season, Salisbury's third goal in the away game the Conference South website tells me it was Ryan Brett, although I thought it was someone else. But the goal was a thing of beauty, combining Gazza's Euro '96 goal flick with an edge of the box volley, superb.
2) Charlie Griffin - Dorchester Town (A) Everyone loves a freekick, and Griffin's was out of the top drawer, a wonderful curling effort which clipped the post of the way in past the despairing dive of ex-stripe Jason Matthews.
3) Sekani Simpson - Welling United (H) A goal from Simmo is always rare, but this goal was brilliant. The ball being charged down from the keeper by Allen, the curved run from the marauding full back to stay onside, the delightful chipped pass from Joe Burnell, then the best first touch in non league all year by Simmo to round the keeper with ease before rolling the ball home. Amazing.
Pub of the season
1) The winner isn't even a pub! But hands down winner of this is the Ye Olde Cider Bar in Newton Abbot. Words cannot describe the wonderfulness of this cider house, but by God good times were had, and I assume good times are always had in there! What a place, if you haven't been go, just go.
2) The Harp, Chando's Place, London. One time winner of CAMRA pub of the year, and it is easy to see why. It's close proximity to Charing Cross station makes it the perfect stopping point when travelling into Kent and the ever changing array of brilliant ales makes it a firm favourite with every football fan, as the place is normally full of fans on their way to games.
3) The Wyndham Arms, Salisbury. We didn't even visit this on our away day to Salisbury, but instead this pub saved the aborted away game to H&W just before Christmas, everyone being on the first day of their Christmas break, and the wonderful Hop Back beers on tap made this a very enjoyable day out.
Player of the season
1) Noah Keats. The young midfield terrier added bite and enthusiasm to a midfield that had grown worryingly pedestrian in the last few years. Not one to shirk a challenge, the boy can play as well, and with him confirmed as a retained player he can hopefully become a City legend in years to come.
2) Danny Ball. The young defender grew in stature as the season progressed, including a stint covering the right back position when Simpson was injured. While not ignoring that fact, it was while playing at centre back that Ball excelled, not the biggest of centre halves he is strong in the tackle and reads the game well. I hope that we manage to retain his services, but I fear bigger clubs may come sniffing for a player who has masses of potential.
3) Charlie Griffin. The burly frontman possess technique which marks him out as a player who has played at a higher level, and with there is no one you would rather see with the ball at his feet when faced with a one on one situation...which makes it all the more bizarre to me that he has been released this week, not a decision I fully support.
Best Away Day
1) Dover - This wins by the narrowest of margins, but pips it due to the pure carnage in The Castle pub in Dover. An evening of entertainment which involved full band kits, copious amounts of booze, singing, debauchery and also led to us meeting a befriending two American travellers who then experienced their first non league games at Twerton Park when visiting Palmer in Bath.
2) Buckland Athletic - The cider bar, the lovely little ground, winning the 50/50, losing glasses, ridiculousness, cider, cider, cider, cider.
3) Salisbury City - Wasn't great that it was a Tuesday, but the game was entertaining, the atmosphere was good (we were commended for our singing by the PA operator no less) and all in all a decent little trip.
Best Atmosphere
1) Maidenhead United (away) - A sizeable contingent of stripes (e.g. about half the crowd) meant this was almost like a home game for City, a good collection of singers, in a ground with low roofs meant that the noise was amplified and given that it fell in the middle of our good run, and we won the noise levels were amplified.
2) Staines (home) - Quite simply, I wasn't there, but everyone has told me the "Pack the Park" initiative meant that the sound levels went up and it was the best atmosphere of the season.
3) Chelmsford City (home) - More specifically the second half as City searched for an equaliser, the torrential rain forced everyone under the Popular Side roof, there was a genuine roar as the stripes attacked and the celebration was raucous when the ball finally hit the net.
Favourite moment of the season
1) Josh Low's last minute equaliser at home to Chelmsford City. As mentioned above, the pressure and noise was building inside Twerton Park. We were looking dangerously like we were about to be relegated to the Southern League as we were in dire form, had a tricky set of fixtures coming up and seemingly couldn't collect a point. Then in the pouring rain with City piling forward, a final high cross, a ridiculous leap from Low and the ball just sneaks under the cross bar, I have been told my celebration was animated to say the least but what a moment.
2) Kurtis Guthrie's hattrick at home to Maidenhead. The season was fresh, the first home game after the horror show of last season and our new centre forward scores three incredibly well taken goals. It is performances like that, which give football fans belief and hope. Admittedly none of it turned out the way we dreamt it might after that, but for a brief shining moment everything looked rosy.
3) Jim Rollo's return. After being delivered the horrible news on New Years Eve, that Jim was to leave to join Chippenham, imagine the unexpected delight when he returned home to Twerton Park 3 months later! A mini revival that coincided with his return (although to be fair he didn't play!) just adds to the mans godlike aura...
Friday, 17 May 2013
Thursday, 2 May 2013
End of the season battering
The final game of the season was a
particularly weird day, but given the vast fluctuations in mood of
this season, perhaps it was a fitting end.
A group of City boys convened in The Old
Crown, Twerton, for “The Bath City boys
big bake off”…now let that sink in. This is a group of lads, all under the
age of 30, who are meeting in a pub, before a football game to compare each
others baking efforts! It is definitely out of the ordinary for my match day,
and I assume most other peoples!
On arriving, I was expecting a myriad of
horrific cakes, soggy uncooked middles through to blackened smoking squares where
a cake may once have been. So, imagine my surprise when despite my misgivings I
arrived to see tables laden with superb looking cakes of all sizes, there was
Palmers white chocolate and orange cupcakes, Reedy’s lemon drizzle cake
(complete with toasted almonds spelling out CITY), Beavin’s fudge
brownies/cakes (honestly not sure what they were but they were lush!) and a
host of other amazing creations (special mention for the sugar paper Bath City
badges!) so after gorging myself on cakes, the beer wasn’t going down quite so
easily!
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| The baked produce created by surprisingly skilled stripes! |
After offering cakes to the pub, and
packing away we headed for Twerton Park, which was bathed in glorious sunshine,
but in fitting with what has been a foul season for weather it was still
surprisingly cold.
The stripes were welcoming division form
team Sutton United to TP, who were on an eight game winning streak. Despite
that it was City who had the ball in the net first, when a crap clearance from
the keeper was closed down by Allen, the ball rolled to Charlie Griffin who
finished, but was flagged offside.
Both Sutton and City exchanged blows for
the next part of the game, with City having two shots which went over, and being
indebted to Mellor for a cracking save. It was to be in vain though, when on 33
minutes a close range effort was scrambled home, Mellor managed to get a hand
to it, but it was not enough to stop the ball creeping over the line.
From a Josh Low ball, Griffin tucked the
ball home well, but was erroneously flagged offside, the big forward then
almost scored from a corner, but it was Sutton who finished the strongest
coming close on numerous occasions.
The second half I am not going to discuss
in much detail, but in short City were overwhelmed by Sutton. They scored on
the 52nd minute, then a Dan Ball back pass was underhit and Mellor
rushing from his line dragged down the onrushing attacker, nailed on penalty
and we assumed a straight red, Mellor was reprieved but the penalty was lashed
home.
Another goal was scored by Sutton to make
it 0-4, but in truth it barely mattered. The only other real thing of note was
Chris Allen went down in some discomfort, but it has since come out that it was
only a dead leg and not a more serious injury.
The fans continued to sing, and actually
despite the loss it was an ok day. We clapped the players off at the end and
got the obligatory sideways thumbs up (if that’s even possible!) from Jim
Rollo.
Then the joy of non league strikes again,
after the players had left we went on the pitch for a kick about with a ball
“liberated” from Sutton United, an enjoyable time was spent frolicking on the
Twerton Park pitch, before City fan (and head of stewards) Shane told us to “Piss
off, as I want a beer but can’t leave till you do” so we left, and had our last
look at Twerton Park for the 2012/13 season.
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| Messing around on the pitch after the game |
The season has been very mixed, some
amazing performances and results, and some awful games and a dangerous flirt
with relegation, while the less said about performance in the cups the better.
Nevertheless, there are some positives in the strength of some of the younger
players performances and optimism, as always in football, that next year could
be better. Up the City!
P.s. coming soon(ish, e.g. when I can be
arsed to write it) the Second Annual DUYC Awards!
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
Eastleigh (Home)
On a squally, windswept Saturday, Bath City welcomed (welcomed in the loosest sense) Eastleigh to Twerton. Due to a stag do, there were actually Eastleigh fans in attendance and given there usual home crowd of 300 that is a surprise!
Richard Hill the manager of Eastleigh had
been shitstirring in the week, by claiming two City players had texted him
during the week saying they were available for next season, but then in best
‘Arry Redknapp style he claimed it was “nothing to do with me I might add”
clearly bullshitting comes naturally to managers based in Hampshire.
Eastleigh have been throwing some money
around, and ridiculously contain Chris Zebroski in their ranks, who was playing
4th tier football until earlier this season, and it reportedly on
£1k a week with a £1k goal bonus, which cannot be sustainable for Eastleigh,
and you wonder if a Weymouth/Kettering Town/Truro City situation is brewing.
Once again the stripes were to be indebted
to Jason Mellor, with the keeper coming to the rescue of City on a good few
occasions. One of the good news stories of the week is that Mellor has signed
on for next season, which is brilliant news as he has grown in stature and
ability on a game by game basis.
Noah Keats had a rasping drive from
distance on 10 minutes that narrowly flew wide, but this was all City really
created in the first half hour, with Eastleigh enjoying more of the possession
and attacking threat, but when City’s next chance did arrive it again fell to
Keats and Ross Flitney had to parry the ball around his post.
The pitch was looking fairly bad as the
continued bad weather of the last few months wreaked havoc with the Twerton
pitch, and I imagine the grounds man is praying for the season to end to allow
the pitch some time to recover.
Nearing the end of the half, Mellor bravely dived at the feet of an
onrushing attacker, and if he’d mistimed it City were in all sorts of trouble,
however, Jason clearly connected with the ball and the danger was snuffed out.
The half finished 0-0, and during the half
time interval it was announced that Daz had raised over £2k for his charity, so
a big thumbs up to everyone there.
A dangerous counterattack for Eastleigh,
looked like leaving the stripes in all kinds of trouble, until Danny Ball
pulled off a brilliant, sliding tackle, that while entirely fair was robust and
committed, it actually accidently led to an injury for Michael Green who was
substituted shortly after.
Ryan Charles came on for Chris Allen, and
it was the substitute which set up the Romans opener. Charles took the ball
down the right, and crossed into the area, and it struck either (depending on
your view) the shoulder or the upper arm that was moved towards the ball, the
referee shook his head vigorously, however, the linesman clearly thought it had
struck the arm, as the flag was raised across his chest, and the penalty was
given.
Eastleigh players disgracefully hurled a
barrage of abuse at the linesman and the referee should really have booked a
few of them, but the penalty stood, and Charlie Griffin stepped up and sent the
keeper the wrong way with a confident penalty, scoring his 20th goal
of the season.
City were one up, but never truly deserved
the lead, but looked like hanging on for the victory, despite some important
saves by Mellor and some wasteful Eastleigh finishing, sadly it was not to be
and in a ridiculous 6th minute of injury time the ball was crossed
into the box, it bounced around for a little bit before dropping to the feet of
Adam Watkins who lashed the ball home, he and the rest of the Eastleigh team
then proceeded to celebrate like they’d won the World Cup, including some over
the top celebrations from the aforementioned odious Richard Hill.
However, the win would have been massively
undeserved and the point now means the mighty stripes are mathematically safe
and will be playing Conference South football next season. Up the City!
Monday, 8 April 2013
Chelmsford City Away
What with the season drawing to a close,
and City looking comfortably secure in their midtable obscurity, the question
has to be asked could anyone be arsed travelling across the country to Essex,
to watch the stripes take on Chelmsford?
Surprisingly the answer was yes, as it’s a
Saturday so what else will you do? It also gave me a convenient excuse to
travel to London to see my mates who live there now. So I travelled over on the
Friday, and spent an enjoyable evening in The Bricklayers Arms, Putney (a pub I
cannot recommend highly enough) before getting up Saturday morning to head into
the heart of Essex.
A quick tube to London Liverpool Street, a
pasty, then onto the quick train to Chelmsford, before stepping into the
sunshine just past 1pm, to see the living stereotypes of Essex girls, all fake
tan, fake tits, fake eyelashes and bleached blonde hair, proving the point that
stereotypes while not always true do have a grain of truth to them (currently
as I am in the West Country I am drinking cider and eating cheddar…this may not
be true)
Chelmsford
City, currently play at an athletics ground called Melbourne Stadium, that is
on the outskirts of Chelmsford, we wandered there via a massive 1950’s suburban
housing estate, that I am sure formed the basis of modern urban dystopian
stories. The rabbit warren nature of the estate necessitated much use of smart
phone map technology as we struggled to find our way there.
As an aside on Chelmsford City, they have a
more unusual story on their foundation, while lots of clubs were formed as
works teams, or church teams (Manchester City are one formed via that route)
Chelmsford City though are the continuation of Chelmsford FC who were founded
by the Chelmsford lawn tennis and croquet club in 1878, lawn tennis and croquet
being posher than the usual miners/mill workers!
On finding the ground, we went to the
nearest pub, which was the Red Beret, the pub was a modern, purpose built pub,
and in actuality while not being the best it was much better than the exterior
suggested, however, with no ale on tap I had my first pints of Guinness in many
a year.
On exiting the pub, we walked the short
distance to the ground, and paid the £11.50 entrance fee (why the 50p? every
other club is round pounds) squeezed through the turnstile and was asked to
vote for player of the year before he spotted my City pin badge.
The ground is as to be expected, pretty
crap, but then athletic stadiums are made for athletics not football. There are
a couple of temporary stands on the edge of pitch inside the running track, a
seated stand down one side which is the running track distance away, then the
main stand which has the sandpit as well, and is miles away from the pitch. The
main problem with football in athletic grounds is the distance from the pitch,
and the fact that they look so disjointed as nothing within the ground merges,
so it doesn’t feel like a football ground.
Chelmsford do though, have an amazing
little club shop that is in a shed! Literally, your off the shelf, B&Q
standard shed, which now finds life selling claret shirts and scarves, however,
given that Twerton Park doesn’t have a club shop, who am I to mock?
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| Sheddy club shop delight |
Despite the dead rubber nature of the game,
a surprisingly large number of City fans had made their way to Chelmsford, and
watched the same side (minus the ill Preece with Allen taking his place) that
started against Salisbury take the field.
City started quite well against a
Chelmsford team who were massive fans of the long ball, and had a few good
crossing opportunities, which were either marginally overhit or that Griffin
headed over the bar when he did connect.
That said the Clarets were making the City
defence deal with some pressure as well, and there were a few heart in mouth
moments, with Mellor forced to pull off a couple of saves, one that only just
went wide after his touch.
From a corner Griffin almost smuggled the
ball home, this was despite the fact Stuart Searle was clearly fouling the Bath
born forward by pulling his shirt and generally fouling the front man, this was
seized upon as a sign the keeper didn’t like the pressure, and from subsequent
corners Gethin Jones surrounded the keeper, and it was nice to see footballers
thinking and taking advantage of a weakness in the opposition team.
Gethin almost scored soon after from an
Aaron Brown free kick, and both the long serving centre back and fans could not
work out how the ball had not gone in from his header.
Soon after the Chelmsford fans and players
were even more perplexed as to how they had not taken the lead, when a cross
from Cook was met powerfully at close range by Slabber, the ball cannoned
against the crossbar, down onto what I can only assume was the line, before up
into Mellor’s hands. A mightily close shave for City.
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| Look how far from the pitch the stand is |
Neither side managed to score and the half
time interval arrived with the score at 0-0.
The stripes broke the deadlock soon after
half time with the easiest goal they have scored in years, Sekani Simpson took
a quick throw down the line to Josh Low that took the whole Chelmsford defence
by surprise, Low took two touches before floating over a delicious cross, which
Griffin despite the close attention of two defenders expertly headed back
across Searle into the net. One nil to the stripes and Chelmsford were furious
with themselves.
Chelmsford then brought on a centre forward
who was taller than Peter Crouch, and resorted even more to the long ball, but
City were weathering the onslaught well, although did settle into their
annoying habit of sitting back a touch too deep, inviting pressure on
themselves.
Nevertheless, it was Bath City who came the closest to scoring again, Noah Keats, easily my pick for player of the season, burst forward showing the drive and tenacity that has been the hall mark of his game, he kept coming and defenders kept backing off him, until he was in the area, it seemed to open up for the shot, but for some reason he opted not to shoot and tried to play a square ball into substitute Marc Canham’s pass, the ball sadly was behind Canham and the chance was lost. It is an increasingly frustrating habit of some of City’s midfield to refuse the opportunity to have a shot when in the area, but it wasn’t to matter as the whistle was blown and City had beaten play off chasing Chelmsford and secured themselves (baring a whole host of unlikely results) Conference South football for next season.
Monday, 1 April 2013
Easter Games (and a quick note on Basingstoke)
Basingstoke
The three home games in a Saturday-Tuesday-Saturday sequence, meant blogging fatigue, and after the highs of Chelmsford and Welling, the game against Basingstoke was predictable in that a draw was gained having played so well against the previous two high flying teams, Elliot Chamberlain scored City's goal and the 1-1 game had very little incident of note. Nevertheless, the 5 points from the 3 games was most unexpected and helped to allay the relegation fears.
Maidenhead United (A)
The Easter break, gives the joyous occasion of two games in three days (joyous for fans, not sure how the players feel) and the first game for the stripes was away at York Road, home of Maidenhead United. To get to Maidenhead should normally have been one of the easiest away journeys of the season, a direct train to Reading, then a quick change up to Maidenhead. Annoyingly, Reading railway station is being completely redeveloped over the bank holiday weekend, meaning that no trains were to run past Swindon. The fear of the rail replacement bus, meant that I ended up driving and conveying myself and three other stripes to Maidenhead.
We arrived in Maidenhead, and parked in a pay and display car park opposite the ground, and saw a derelict looking pub, "ah that's a shame" I thought as I mourned another closed pub, however, on closer inspection there was a old boy sitting on a table outside drinking a half of Guinness. Bloody hellfire, the pub was open, it was a state, the sign was battered, windows boarded up, and the name scribbled in different fonts over the door, how the place is still operating I have no idea, it was attached to a terrace of houses which were in the process of apparently being refurbished, but it is definitely the ropeyest entrance to a ground a have ever seen.
We ended up in the clubhouse (see other posts for my views on clubhouses!) and this one was the same as all the others. We overheard some ridiculous conversations, and Palmer's balding bonce was ridiculed, which amused everyone.
York Road is the oldest continually used football ground in England (see below) so I therefore expected it to be potentially like Twerton Park, a grand old ground built when people supported their local clubs rather than watching football in a pub, claiming to support a team based hundreds of miles away. Surprisingly, the ground is remarkably undeveloped, but it does have a charming air and some nice touches.
The crowd of 320 contained close to 100 stripes, and we were in fine voice all afternoon. The City team was the same that played Basingstoke, with Elliot Chamberlain making his last appearance before returning to Exeter City. The stripes started well, and Noah Keats' drive from distance had strangled cries as it came very close to opening the scoring.
Maidenhead then grew into the game, and if they could finish City may have been in trouble, as shot after shot flew miles over Mellor's goal. The bent metal of the advertising hoarding above the goal suggested that this maybe a problem they regularly encounter, but it did cause a few raised heartbeats as the chances kept coming.
Jason Mellor also saved City's rearguard, when he noticed early that Maidenhead's right winger had been released, and he powered from the goal and won a challenge clearing the ball into touch. I think it was at this point that we noticed the railway line running down the side of the pitch, and it was commented on that they used different FGW trains to the ones at home, so more teasing of our wannabe trainspotter ensued.
Mellor then started a move which should have led to City taking the lead, he threw out to Allen, who threaded a inch perfect pass into the path of Chamberlain, the forward struck his shot, which went past the keeper but rebounded back off the post, the pass alone deserved a goal as it was exquisite.
No goal appeared during the rest of the first half, and then ridiculously given it is Easter, as I wandered around the pitch at half time it started to snow. Snow, at the end of March, this winter is showing no signs of ending yet.
Flags were hung on the nice end covering, which provided good amplification of songs, and the second half began. Maidenhead forced Mellor to pull off a brilliant save with his legs early in the half, and the men in stripes were under a fair amount of pressure. Slightly against the run of play City broke, Josh Low ended up with the ball, and after a few feints he fired towards goal Billy Lumely got down to the ball, but only managed to push the ball out into the 6 yard box, Chamberlain following up slotted the ball home. 0-1 City, and that was how the game ended. Maidenhead should probably have scored a few in the game, but their awful finishing cost them, however, City did restrict them mainly to half chances and will feel the result was a result of their resolute defending.
Salisbury City (H)
Easter Monday saw the visit of Salisbury City to Twerton, with The Whites making the short trip from Wiltshire. Salisbury have dropped down to second in the league after looking like they were going to run away with it at one point.
Feeling slightly worse for wear after an unexpectedly heavy Easter Sunday session, I eschewed the usual prematch visit to the taverns of Twerton, and decided to just rock up in time for kick off, but completely cocked up my timings and would have been late if it wasn't for the fortuitous intervention of the family Gibbons, who were driving past a offered me a lift that was gratefully received.
Arriving at the ground, it was busier than it has been for a while, and that boded well for a decent sized crowd, and eventually 731 people braved the cold to catch the game.
Griffin came in for the now departed Chamberlain, and Gethin Jones started in a back 5, which saw Allen drop to the bench. Will Puddy, ex of City, and massively annoying swine in the reverse fixture was in goal for Salisbury. City passed the ball around well, but time after time the linesmans flag went up to prevent a City opportunity, now one or two may well have been offside, but he flagged Low at one point when the tall wideman was played on by the right back by a good few yards. The back 5, was allowing Aaron Brown and Sekani Simpson ample opportunity to bomb forward from their wing back positions, and Simpson had a few dangerous runs.
Griffin was broke through trying to latch onto a bouncing pass, and for my money Puddy clearly used his hands a good yard outside of the area. But despite the appeals the referee ignored the infraction. This was part of a number of slightly bizarre calls by the match officials in the first period, although they seemed to calm down in the second.
Jason Mellor continued his transformation from young goalkeeper who we had hopes for, to integral, superb goalkeeper, and pulled off a couple of fantastic saves. Salisbury came into the game more in the second half, although there were two odd moments, a yellow smoke bomb/flare was thrown onto the pitch by the Salisbury fans, which led to an amazing comedy fall by a steward who ran onto the pitch to clear the item, then the Salisbury manager began a screaming match at whom I do not know, and was warned by the referee.
City then carved out two moments that could have won the game, for the first Low broke down the right, before passing to Burnell, Burnell floated the ball into the box, where Griffin met it with a powerful head, the ball beat Puddy, but hit the crossbar and rebounded harmlessly away from any City players. Shortly afterwards Josh Low was released again, and he appeared caught in two minds as the ball bobbled, and instead of a) shooting or b) passing to Griffin, he took a touch to many and Puddy dived at his feet and the chance went.
Morgan and Lennox came on at the 88 minute mark, leaving City with potentially the smallest frontline in non league, and something clearly pissed Morgan off as he stormed down the tunnel after the final whistle. Nil nil was the score, but the game was far more entertaining than the scoreline suggests and the result meant City have gone 5 games unbeaten.
The three home games in a Saturday-Tuesday-Saturday sequence, meant blogging fatigue, and after the highs of Chelmsford and Welling, the game against Basingstoke was predictable in that a draw was gained having played so well against the previous two high flying teams, Elliot Chamberlain scored City's goal and the 1-1 game had very little incident of note. Nevertheless, the 5 points from the 3 games was most unexpected and helped to allay the relegation fears.
Maidenhead United (A)
The Easter break, gives the joyous occasion of two games in three days (joyous for fans, not sure how the players feel) and the first game for the stripes was away at York Road, home of Maidenhead United. To get to Maidenhead should normally have been one of the easiest away journeys of the season, a direct train to Reading, then a quick change up to Maidenhead. Annoyingly, Reading railway station is being completely redeveloped over the bank holiday weekend, meaning that no trains were to run past Swindon. The fear of the rail replacement bus, meant that I ended up driving and conveying myself and three other stripes to Maidenhead.
We arrived in Maidenhead, and parked in a pay and display car park opposite the ground, and saw a derelict looking pub, "ah that's a shame" I thought as I mourned another closed pub, however, on closer inspection there was a old boy sitting on a table outside drinking a half of Guinness. Bloody hellfire, the pub was open, it was a state, the sign was battered, windows boarded up, and the name scribbled in different fonts over the door, how the place is still operating I have no idea, it was attached to a terrace of houses which were in the process of apparently being refurbished, but it is definitely the ropeyest entrance to a ground a have ever seen.
We ended up in the clubhouse (see other posts for my views on clubhouses!) and this one was the same as all the others. We overheard some ridiculous conversations, and Palmer's balding bonce was ridiculed, which amused everyone.
York Road is the oldest continually used football ground in England (see below) so I therefore expected it to be potentially like Twerton Park, a grand old ground built when people supported their local clubs rather than watching football in a pub, claiming to support a team based hundreds of miles away. Surprisingly, the ground is remarkably undeveloped, but it does have a charming air and some nice touches.
The crowd of 320 contained close to 100 stripes, and we were in fine voice all afternoon. The City team was the same that played Basingstoke, with Elliot Chamberlain making his last appearance before returning to Exeter City. The stripes started well, and Noah Keats' drive from distance had strangled cries as it came very close to opening the scoring.
Maidenhead then grew into the game, and if they could finish City may have been in trouble, as shot after shot flew miles over Mellor's goal. The bent metal of the advertising hoarding above the goal suggested that this maybe a problem they regularly encounter, but it did cause a few raised heartbeats as the chances kept coming.
Jason Mellor also saved City's rearguard, when he noticed early that Maidenhead's right winger had been released, and he powered from the goal and won a challenge clearing the ball into touch. I think it was at this point that we noticed the railway line running down the side of the pitch, and it was commented on that they used different FGW trains to the ones at home, so more teasing of our wannabe trainspotter ensued.
Mellor then started a move which should have led to City taking the lead, he threw out to Allen, who threaded a inch perfect pass into the path of Chamberlain, the forward struck his shot, which went past the keeper but rebounded back off the post, the pass alone deserved a goal as it was exquisite.
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| Maidenhead are rightly proud of their history |
Flags were hung on the nice end covering, which provided good amplification of songs, and the second half began. Maidenhead forced Mellor to pull off a brilliant save with his legs early in the half, and the men in stripes were under a fair amount of pressure. Slightly against the run of play City broke, Josh Low ended up with the ball, and after a few feints he fired towards goal Billy Lumely got down to the ball, but only managed to push the ball out into the 6 yard box, Chamberlain following up slotted the ball home. 0-1 City, and that was how the game ended. Maidenhead should probably have scored a few in the game, but their awful finishing cost them, however, City did restrict them mainly to half chances and will feel the result was a result of their resolute defending.
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| Smaller than expected but not lacking in charm |
Salisbury City (H)
Easter Monday saw the visit of Salisbury City to Twerton, with The Whites making the short trip from Wiltshire. Salisbury have dropped down to second in the league after looking like they were going to run away with it at one point.
Feeling slightly worse for wear after an unexpectedly heavy Easter Sunday session, I eschewed the usual prematch visit to the taverns of Twerton, and decided to just rock up in time for kick off, but completely cocked up my timings and would have been late if it wasn't for the fortuitous intervention of the family Gibbons, who were driving past a offered me a lift that was gratefully received.
Arriving at the ground, it was busier than it has been for a while, and that boded well for a decent sized crowd, and eventually 731 people braved the cold to catch the game.
Griffin came in for the now departed Chamberlain, and Gethin Jones started in a back 5, which saw Allen drop to the bench. Will Puddy, ex of City, and massively annoying swine in the reverse fixture was in goal for Salisbury. City passed the ball around well, but time after time the linesmans flag went up to prevent a City opportunity, now one or two may well have been offside, but he flagged Low at one point when the tall wideman was played on by the right back by a good few yards. The back 5, was allowing Aaron Brown and Sekani Simpson ample opportunity to bomb forward from their wing back positions, and Simpson had a few dangerous runs.
Griffin was broke through trying to latch onto a bouncing pass, and for my money Puddy clearly used his hands a good yard outside of the area. But despite the appeals the referee ignored the infraction. This was part of a number of slightly bizarre calls by the match officials in the first period, although they seemed to calm down in the second.
Jason Mellor continued his transformation from young goalkeeper who we had hopes for, to integral, superb goalkeeper, and pulled off a couple of fantastic saves. Salisbury came into the game more in the second half, although there were two odd moments, a yellow smoke bomb/flare was thrown onto the pitch by the Salisbury fans, which led to an amazing comedy fall by a steward who ran onto the pitch to clear the item, then the Salisbury manager began a screaming match at whom I do not know, and was warned by the referee.
City then carved out two moments that could have won the game, for the first Low broke down the right, before passing to Burnell, Burnell floated the ball into the box, where Griffin met it with a powerful head, the ball beat Puddy, but hit the crossbar and rebounded harmlessly away from any City players. Shortly afterwards Josh Low was released again, and he appeared caught in two minds as the ball bobbled, and instead of a) shooting or b) passing to Griffin, he took a touch to many and Puddy dived at his feet and the chance went.
Morgan and Lennox came on at the 88 minute mark, leaving City with potentially the smallest frontline in non league, and something clearly pissed Morgan off as he stormed down the tunnel after the final whistle. Nil nil was the score, but the game was far more entertaining than the scoreline suggests and the result meant City have gone 5 games unbeaten.
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
Well in! (Second pun in a week, I am on fire!)
Every so often there are moments when football treats you, and it appears that this week wants to be one of those occasions (I am sure Saturday at home to Basingstoke will change my opinion!) as after the dramatic, and deserved late equaliser against Chelmsford City, the Romans welcomed top of the table Welling United to Twerton.
Welling provided our first opposition of the season on a ludicrously hot August day, when optimism was still in the air, before the cold winter killed it stone dead. Kurtis Guthrie who scored 6 in 13 for City, returned with the visitors, however, young Kurtis hasn't scored for Welling, and was missing his fantastic hair sporting a shaved head.
Chamberlain, Preece and Low started, meaning that Griffin, Jones and Allen dropped to the bench. The pitch was remarkably in good nick, given how poor it was looking on Saturday a doff of the cap to the people involved in getting it playable.
City started brightly, and swarmed all over Welling, very early on Chamberlain hit a shot wide of the post having worked some space for himself. The same player was released very shortly afterwards, by a beautifully weighted ball, but he was unceremoniously pulled down by Anthony Acheampong, who was clearly the last man, bizarrely the referee decided to only book Acheampong, who despite being a giant fell over (read dived) whenever a stripe went near him, and generally was a cheating, but surprising rubbish nob.
Brown hammered the resulting freekick low, but the shot was well held by Jamie Turner, Welling's reserve and surprisingly tubby goalkeeper. To be fair to the stand in, despite his rotundness his experience shone through during the night, and he pulled off some brilliant saves, including a second half full stretch save from a Connolly volley that was destined for the net.
Despite City's vast superiority Welling should have taken the lead, when on 12 minutes the ball was played to a Welling striker unmarked, less than 12 yards from goal, somehow, miraculously the ball got stuck between the forwards feet and a quick to react Mellor managed to get the ball away.
Welling despite being top of the table, looked devoid of any ideas, or to be honest any real quality, and City always looked the more likely to score. When the goal did arrive, it was a thing of amazement for many reasons! Just after the half hour mark, Chamberlain harried the centre back and goalkeeper, before Noah Keats snuck up on the second centre back who'd received the ball from the keeper, Keats robbed the player, but the chance appeared to have gone, as he was forced wide, the ball was played back to Burnell, who chipped an exquisite ball, than an on rushing Sekani Simpson took in his stride, his first touch rounding the keeper before calmly slotting the ball home with his left!
Unbelievable scenes, as Simpson scored his first league goal since 2008, and apparently first at home since the Southern League days. Simpson celebrated with a brilliant nonchalant swagger, which seemed to scream "yes I am that good!"
The half time went with City winning 1-0.
Welling made a succession of changes after the half, but very rarely did they threaten City, and the stripes always looked more likely to score again. The giant centre back who should have been sent off earlier continued to trip, and push with no fear.
Eventually though, the red card Welling United seemed intent on receiving happened, there were some crunching tackles in quick succession before Welling substitute Giannoulis Fakinos (what a name!) leapt in, studs showing and connected with Adam Connolly, the red was instantly flashed, and a yellow followed to a Welling player who said too much.
With Welling down to 10 men, the fear of Kurtis Guthrie, who'd come on in the 53rd minute weirdly playing on the wing, scoring to haunt City receded. In fact City should have scored a second, when in the dying seconds Kerry Morgan was fed by Connolly, but the Welsh winger, scuffed his first time shot tamely into the keepers hands.
It was not to matter though, as the whistle went shortly afterwards, and City had won, producing their best overall performance since the 2011 season when we finished 10th in the Conference. Superb by the men in black and white, and given the fear of getting nothing from the games against two teams from the top of the table has yielded 4 points. Onwards and upwards! Up the City!
Welling provided our first opposition of the season on a ludicrously hot August day, when optimism was still in the air, before the cold winter killed it stone dead. Kurtis Guthrie who scored 6 in 13 for City, returned with the visitors, however, young Kurtis hasn't scored for Welling, and was missing his fantastic hair sporting a shaved head.
Chamberlain, Preece and Low started, meaning that Griffin, Jones and Allen dropped to the bench. The pitch was remarkably in good nick, given how poor it was looking on Saturday a doff of the cap to the people involved in getting it playable.
City started brightly, and swarmed all over Welling, very early on Chamberlain hit a shot wide of the post having worked some space for himself. The same player was released very shortly afterwards, by a beautifully weighted ball, but he was unceremoniously pulled down by Anthony Acheampong, who was clearly the last man, bizarrely the referee decided to only book Acheampong, who despite being a giant fell over (read dived) whenever a stripe went near him, and generally was a cheating, but surprising rubbish nob.
Brown hammered the resulting freekick low, but the shot was well held by Jamie Turner, Welling's reserve and surprisingly tubby goalkeeper. To be fair to the stand in, despite his rotundness his experience shone through during the night, and he pulled off some brilliant saves, including a second half full stretch save from a Connolly volley that was destined for the net.
Despite City's vast superiority Welling should have taken the lead, when on 12 minutes the ball was played to a Welling striker unmarked, less than 12 yards from goal, somehow, miraculously the ball got stuck between the forwards feet and a quick to react Mellor managed to get the ball away.
Welling despite being top of the table, looked devoid of any ideas, or to be honest any real quality, and City always looked the more likely to score. When the goal did arrive, it was a thing of amazement for many reasons! Just after the half hour mark, Chamberlain harried the centre back and goalkeeper, before Noah Keats snuck up on the second centre back who'd received the ball from the keeper, Keats robbed the player, but the chance appeared to have gone, as he was forced wide, the ball was played back to Burnell, who chipped an exquisite ball, than an on rushing Sekani Simpson took in his stride, his first touch rounding the keeper before calmly slotting the ball home with his left!
Unbelievable scenes, as Simpson scored his first league goal since 2008, and apparently first at home since the Southern League days. Simpson celebrated with a brilliant nonchalant swagger, which seemed to scream "yes I am that good!"
The half time went with City winning 1-0.
Welling made a succession of changes after the half, but very rarely did they threaten City, and the stripes always looked more likely to score again. The giant centre back who should have been sent off earlier continued to trip, and push with no fear.
Eventually though, the red card Welling United seemed intent on receiving happened, there were some crunching tackles in quick succession before Welling substitute Giannoulis Fakinos (what a name!) leapt in, studs showing and connected with Adam Connolly, the red was instantly flashed, and a yellow followed to a Welling player who said too much.
With Welling down to 10 men, the fear of Kurtis Guthrie, who'd come on in the 53rd minute weirdly playing on the wing, scoring to haunt City receded. In fact City should have scored a second, when in the dying seconds Kerry Morgan was fed by Connolly, but the Welsh winger, scuffed his first time shot tamely into the keepers hands.
It was not to matter though, as the whistle went shortly afterwards, and City had won, producing their best overall performance since the 2011 season when we finished 10th in the Conference. Superb by the men in black and white, and given the fear of getting nothing from the games against two teams from the top of the table has yielded 4 points. Onwards and upwards! Up the City!
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